Or at least an exhibitionist:
Sometimes masturbation is the introduction to the more serious sins of exhibitionism and the gross sin of homosexuality. We would avoid mentioning these unholy terms and these reprehensible practices were it not for the fact that we have a responsibility to the youth of Zion that they be not deceived by those who would call bad good, and black white.
(Mormon Prophet Spencer W. Kimball, "President Kimball Speaks Out on Morality," New Era, Nov. 1980, 39)
Graciously swiped from Gunner.
- rick, sinning daily
as i always say, 'let she who is without sin.................'
Posted by: a rose is a rose | Wednesday, 30 April 2008 at 09:06 AM
Ba ha ha ha ha. That's about as STUPID, maybe more so, as the saying that if you do it enough you'll go blind! If masturbation makes you gay, I must be the Lesbian Queen, and the whole world must be homosexual. Yee Haw! ;)
Great title by the way!
Posted by: Cherise | Wednesday, 30 April 2008 at 11:32 AM
If you like talking about Mormonism and masturbation, you should totally check out the new Mormon sexuality blog The Visitor's Center!! :D
Posted by: C. L. Hanson | Wednesday, 30 April 2008 at 01:58 PM
Wouldn't that be 'reading' about Mormonism and Masturbation? Because I'm talking about it just fine right here.
Posted by: CV Rick | Wednesday, 30 April 2008 at 04:32 PM
God. Damn. It. Rick.
Bylines like that, and you KNOW you're gonna pull us suckers in every time, hook, line, and sinker.
I would provide a link glorifying and encouraging masturbation, but it would sear your heterosexual retinas :)
Posted by: Sideon | Wednesday, 30 April 2008 at 10:57 PM
haha you masturbate daily!
sinner
to bad we die as dirt
Posted by: Large | Thursday, 01 May 2008 at 08:12 PM