I have developed some pretty severe allergies. It's always been so with cats, but increasingly bad with pollens, grasses, molds, trees, and dust. Right now, the beginning of August, is the beautiful gateway into my worst allergy season as everything dries out and starts flying through the air. With over the counter medications, these allergies have been manageable until this year.
Why not this year?
Because of stupid rednecks and the silly Republican War on Drugs.
Over this past year reactionary authoritarians have decided that the only way to combat this nation's Methamphetamine problem is to fuck me. The best pills that I take are good for twenty-four hours, but now the laws are so restrictive that I can only get 10 pills at a time, only once every 10 days, and no more than 20 in a one month period. (I prefer Clariton D, by the way). And all of this because now nitwit rednecks use meth as a substitute for reality instead of goddamned television soap operas like they used to.
You know what this meth craze is? It's redneck Wilburs and Wilmas jealous of all the attention inner-city blacks were getting for Crack.
Those dumbasses make meth out of Clariton in their bathtubs because the damned tubs never get used for anything else anyway and I wouldn't be surprised if they're stirring the mixture in the tubs with toothbrush handles, because what else is a fucking hillbilly going to use a toothbrush for