CV Rick on a Drug Rant

I have developed some pretty severe allergies.  It's always been so with cats, but increasingly bad with pollens, grasses, molds, trees, and dust.  Right now, the beginning of August, is the beautiful gateway into my worst allergy season as everything dries out and starts flying through the air.  With over the counter medications, these allergies have been manageable until this year.

Why not this year?

Because of stupid rednecks and the silly Republican War on Drugs.

Over this past year reactionary authoritarians have decided that the only way to combat this nation's Methamphetamine problem is to fuck me.  The best pills that I take are good for twenty-four hours, but now the laws are so restrictive that I can only get 10 pills at a time, only once every 10 days, and no more than 20 in a one month period.  (I prefer Clariton D, by the way).  And all of this because now nitwit rednecks use meth as a substitute for reality instead of goddamned television soap operas like they used to. 

You know what this meth craze is?  It's redneck Wilburs and Wilmas jealous of all the attention inner-city blacks were getting for Crack.

Those dumbasses make meth out of Clariton in their bathtubs because the damned tubs never get used for anything else anyway and I wouldn't be surprised if they're stirring the mixture in the tubs with toothbrush handles, because what else is a fucking hillbilly going to use a toothbrush for

Goddamned retards

Comments

[a rose is a rose]

since they went behind the counter, i've not purchased any allergy medicines. i didn't know they only doled out 10 at a time, max 20 a month. so if there are 31 days in a month you're shite out of luck for 11 of 'em? how does THAT make sense?

i'm sorry about your allergies rick. i can relate on the cats. i can't breathe at all and my eyes swell shut. BUT if i see a cat, i must pet them (if they'll allow it that is). i do keep some antihistimines in my handbag. my doc gives me a few of the sample prescriptions.

maybe next time you are at your docs, you can ask her or him if they have any sample allergy meds. it's worth a shot

[mark]

wow, rick, you hardly ever make a blanket statement like that...to say it is only rednecks on meth...I think meth is a WAY bigger issue than just rednecks...

as for the alergies...try a ShopVac! ;)

[Tim Mulcahy]

Well ... that one's going to cost you some readers.

[Sister Mary Lisa]

Montana is one of the worst states for Meth use and problems. It's bad.

[Cele]

Well I use to have a steady meth habit years - er decades ago. Weird that I can say that. I'm not a redneck. My dad on the other hand was raised in West Virginia and would take issue with your blanket comment and not read your blog again. But Rick you're safe he has never read it anyway. Although I suspect he would like your blog.

I have allergies too. My first question is do you have Rx Insurance? If you do ask your doctor for a Zyrtech prescription, it works great for me. My allergies act up beginning in late March though usually October. If you want I will illicitly send you some Claritin D. Oregon has only put it behind the counter and you have to show ID to get a box, but they don't keep track or limit the frequency in which you buy it. hmmm is sending you Claritin illicit?

[CV Rick]

Unfortunately, I am one of those 47 Million Uninsured Americans, so I don't go to doctors.

Also, if you haven't noticed I'm a forty-one year old white military vet with a big old black truck, a big cool dog, I drink beer, love college football (OU rules), and I wear baseball caps. Disparaging rednecks is a inside-the-club pleasure of mine. If a redneck wants to take issue with my rant, I believe I can speak with him/her on our own level.

[mark]

no rick, you have too many teeth! :P

[Tim Mulcahy]

Oh and let's not forget the masters in math. I know tons of rednecks with those. In fact I think all rednecks have advanced degrees in mathematics.

So there. You're no more a redneck than I am. You are so busted.

[Tim Mulcahy]

Oh yeah, Haruki Murakami is on your book list. That one is real popular with the redneck population.

[CV Rick]

true . . . true . . .

busted.

[brahnamin]

drugs are just a european plot to make us learn the metric system. submit and learn your kilo conversions and all rednecks will be shipped back to poland or ireland or perhaps to the indian subcontinent.

republicans, however, are probably here to stay

sorry, old chap, we can't fix all your problem with units of measure

[brahnamin]

drugs are just a european plot to make us learn the metric system. submit and learn your kilo conversions and all rednecks will be shipped back to poland or ireland or perhaps to the indian subcontinent.

republicans, however, are probably here to stay

sorry, old chap, we can't fix all your problem with units of measure

[jane]

Did you ever try NIP on Hennepin? They are so helpful and practically free.

[Graeme]

rednecks suck, i agree. I am somewhat an insider as well

[Anna]

You are @snipzor You are right, there is not really much of a dfcreienfe. I think the main dfcreienfe now is people know the alternative and are waking up to it. The real dfcreienfe is a lazy, imcompetent windbag of a president who likes to golf, shoot hoops, and go on T.V. everyday. He has an administration that embraces Mao Tse Tung, socialism, communism or marxism, none embrace Americanism. He created a stimulus package that was suppposed to create millions of new jobs, instead lost 4 million.